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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #2781
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The big bang reverses time, so the earth nor time exists.

I win...
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 02:20 AM // 02:20   #2782
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dammit.

Doctor who fixes it
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #2783
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The doctor is incompetent
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 07:15 AM // 07:15   #2784
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The doctor is backed up by skilled nurses
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29   #2785
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A hot patient walks in and all the nurses are gone =/
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 08:06 AM // 08:06   #2786
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the doctor gets jealous and disfigures the hot patent for life
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 08:18 AM // 08:18   #2787
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The cops put the doctor in prison
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19   #2788
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The Doctor takes steroids and breaks out with his uber strength.
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 01:55 PM // 13:55   #2789
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The steroids give the doctor a heart attack.
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #2790
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This doesnt seem like the Rock, Paper, Scissors game it was supposed to know.

New heart.
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 04:56 PM // 16:56   #2791
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Doctor Who has two hearts.
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 06:16 PM // 18:16   #2792
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Absolute zero tempatures.
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #2793
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Microwave Oven
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 07:09 PM // 19:09   #2794
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emp bomb
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Old Jul 20, 2006, 11:17 PM // 23:17   #2795
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Lead shielding
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 01:54 AM // 01:54   #2796
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rear attack
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14   #2797
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metal pants
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 06:38 AM // 06:38   #2798
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Extreme heat.
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 12:25 PM // 12:25   #2799
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THe sun becomes a black hole, so everything on earth is Gone.
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Old Jul 21, 2006, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #2800
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big huge tracktor beam, grab jupiter and block up the whole whith glue.
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